Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
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I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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