Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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