she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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