So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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