I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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