I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
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My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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