Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
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i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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