dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I know her cup size but not her name....
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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