Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
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I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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