operation have a gay friend backfired
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
God, I missed his penis.
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