Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
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Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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