theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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