Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
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a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
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It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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