i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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