No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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