god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I take back everything I said about communal showers
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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