I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
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Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
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