I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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