When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize