super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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