im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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