I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
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the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
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Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize