I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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