no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Randomize