I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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