have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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