It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
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I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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