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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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