what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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