She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
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