You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I need moral support for this bender
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
