I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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