idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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