Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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