just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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