I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
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I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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