He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I don't think brook has ever known best
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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