He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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