summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
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