What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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