i dont even know how to be here
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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