Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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