where does the pee come out of this thing
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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