we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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