He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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