playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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