Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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