I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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