You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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