Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
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I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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