I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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