I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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