Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
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You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
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You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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