Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
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I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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