Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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