she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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